independent internet radio talk show...everything from shoes to video games to sex http://www.annmarieandkaty.com en-us Copyright 2005-2007 annmarie@annmarieandkaty.com 1 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/081607.mp3 In this weeks show, Ashley and Ann Marie mock religion at large and try to decide proper protocal for bowing out of grace. They also discuss Equal Pay. They reminisce about working in the shower together. Ashley righteously bitches about Mothers in Law, and they join together to play a rousingly religious game of WWYF? AnnMarieandKaty.com Podcasts August 20, 2007 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/080107.mp3 In this weeks show we talk about quitting smoking donating to charity and the tallest buildings in Chicago. We talk about Jeremy Pivens implants. Whole foods gets knocked Dane Cook gets knocked Catholicism gets knocked...just about everything gets knocked. Ann Marie and Joe play a game of Marry Bury Fuck in celebration of The Simpsons movie. AnnMarieandKaty.com Podcasts August 1, 2007 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/071807.mp3 This weeks show features burlesque dancer Natasha Minsk. Ann Marie only faces death when wearing short shorts. She also does not know Mercury from Pink Floyd. Waffles makes a guest appearance. Ann Marie and Natasha try their hand at illegitimate business. They also dish about the Chocolate Shortage and play a confusing game of Marry, Bury, Fuck. AnnMarieandKaty.com Podcasts July 18, 2007 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/070407.mp3 Since Ann Marie and Katy have broken up for evers and evers, Ann Marie brings on Ashley to be part of the show. But they might be too alike, seeing as they went to high school together, were in FHA together, are both natural redheads celebrating their two year anniversary with boyfriends, and would basically Marry, Bury, and Fuck the same celebrities! Aye! We also talk about the CTA, Net Neutrality, and working on films. Next show features burlesque dancer Natasha Minsk. AnnMarieandKaty.com Podcasts July 5, 2007 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/040407.mp3 Katy goes to Nashville and comes back a Scientologist. Ann Marie and Katy interview Chicago actor Ian Forester about his two new projects. They break to listen to Music by James Starbuck. Ian's goes on to insults Katie Holmes, a lot! And then like any good Ann Marie and Katy interview talks turns to a very serious discussion of poop. Ann Marie and Katy talk about an article that claims hot women can't be funny. Obviously the guy who wrote it had never listened to the Ann Marie and Katy show! Ann Marie tries to hook Katy up with a guy...let just say things don't go well. But you have to listen to find out what happens! AnnMarieandKaty.com Podcasts April 18, 2007 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/022607.mp3 On this weeks show Ann Marie and Katy's Pet Peeves are all about the CTA - or rather the people who take it. Ann Marie tries to get sued by Target. They interview Chicago film maker Konrad Arnold about his upcoming project and play a magical round of Would You Rather?. The girls talk about their new friend PunkyRadio.com. They play some music by this months featured artist MagnaFUx. Ann Marie and Katy come up with a new way to meet men and make 50 cents at the same time. Ann Marie then tries to get sued by Disney. Finally the girls play themost important Who Would You Fuck? in the history of the show! Important! Cast YOUR VOTE for what celebrity we should have on the show this year in Our Forums. AnnMarieandKaty.com Podcasts February 26, 2007 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/012207.mp3 They are Back! After a long hiatus the girls are back with a new and improved show! Some of the exciting things on this shows docket include the girls trip to the movies and a little ditty about the FDA saying cloned meat was safe to consume. They are also bringing back on old favorite Who Would You Fuck. Featured Artist Doubleblind, Guest Three Card Monte. Visit our FORUMS at AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts January 22, 2007 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/082306.mp3 The girls discuss current events and the World Trade Center movie, but don't worry the seriousness doesn't last long. Katy doesn't like to fish for compliments, but wouldn't mind "reeling" one in occasionally (ba dump ba ch! - Those were drums), and Ann Marie discusses her adventures in a tanning bed, so obviously the level of conversation is brought back down during the show. Visit our FORUMS at AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts August 23, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/081606.mp3 Location, Location, Location. It is not just key in real estate, but also in prostitution, a lesson that Ann Marie recently learned. (No, Ann Marie has not taken up a career in prostitution.) Also this show find out why Katy probably will never ask Ann Marie to bring a dish to her dinner party and the sacrifice Ann Marie would make for cheaper gas (come on, it costs over 50 bucks to fill up her tank!). The girls feature music from Joe Sibol. Check out more of his tunes at www.podsafeaudio.com. Visit our FORUMS at AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts August 16, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/071306.mp3 Ann Marie stuck it to the man! (and by the man she means the mattress salesman who barely spoke English and couldn't work the credit card machine, who was probably selling stolen mattresses). The girls also discuss her disgust for black and white photos of fetuses also known as ultrasounds. They feature the music of Ryan Williams. You can find more of his music at www.dmusic.com You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts July 18, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/070506.mp3 Ann Marie's pet peeve is Oatmeal Creme Pies...Who hates Oatmeal Cream Pies. Katy expresses her gratitude to the random guy on the el platform who was willing to sacrifice his life, so she could board the train. The girls also play another exciting round of "Who Would You FucK?" You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts July 05, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/062806.mp3 Pride! Pride! Pride! Okay, so the parade and festivities of Pride are over, but can’t the feelings of tolerance, celebration, and scantily clad people dancing in the streets continue all year? Speaking of pride, Ann Marie read about a hotel bathroom that hurts the pride of the men using the urinals. The girls also feature the music of Scott Le Rock. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts June 28, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/062106.mp3 For those of you who thought straight guys who went to gay bars to pick up unsuspecting women were sleazy, well, check out sexinchrist.com, and you will become witness to a whole new low. Ann Marie has a terrible addiction that she is trying to kick...EBAY! Next show we'll be having an intervention. Katy is just thankful that she isn't addicted to anything, since it involves giving up what you are addicted to entirely (provided you get through all 12 steps.) You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts June 21, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/050306.mp3 Who doesn't like multi-use items? For those of you who thought whip cream could only be used in one room of the house (we'll let you pick which one), it can actually be useful in the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom. Find out more about this great multi-use item in this show! If you were alive in the 80s you probably remember the Empire commercials (or maybe just those of us in the Chicagoland area). These days the Empire Carpet Man is all animated leaving us to question where the Empire Carpet Man is. Check out Ann Marie in The Crucible and check out more by the band Rantings of Eva. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts May 3, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/042606.mp3 Do you find people licking Grandma's bunyons entertaining? How about people sticking meat down their pants? Katy doesn't and that's why she thinks the Amped Mobile commercials are stupid. This week Ann Marie was able to find refuge in a Dominick's, so now we shall call her "Ann Marie the Refugee" (while we all sing the Fugees in the background). Speaking of music, the girls play the music of Sebastian Mereu. He's in Japan, and you can check out more of his music HERE. Also, check out Ann Marie in The Crucible and a film Katy worked on Resurrection Mary at the Chicago Horror Fest. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts April 26, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/040506.mp3 No one likes sitting in a bus seat that's all warm after somebody got up from it, especially Ann Marie, but I wouldn't say she's "passionate" about it. That title is reserved for something else. After a long hard struggle of trying to volunteer, trying to give her time away, Katy is giving up. The girl's feature Guido's Hand on this week's show. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts April 5, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/032906.mp3 Pork. The Other White Meat...or so the National Pork Producers Council would like you to believe! Tune in to "Ann Marie and Katy" for more on this scandal. Perhaps, you thought Katy was the only one who liked video games. Well, Ann Marie holds the record for one video game at her local tavern and this one is not sold at Best Buy or Gamestop. The girls feature the music of Shak Nasti, a great band from sunny Orlando, Florida. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts March 29, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/032206.mp3 You will be relieved to know that Ann Marie is not part of one of those couples. What type of couple you might ask? Download the show and find out! She is, however, annoyed at those who use the other side of the gas pump she is using because apparently it slows down the gas flow (and you did not think you could learn anything from Ann Marie and Katy). Move over Cookie Monster! Ann Marie tells us about a new monster in town, the Speghetti Monster? Also this show we feature the music of Scott Laughlin Richard a wonderful guitarist from Texas who has joined us here in the Midwest. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts March 22, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/031506.mp3 Ann Marie and Katy welcome very special guest TEXPERT!!! (well, 2 out of 4 aint bad, Johnny Smoke and John Gidlund of the band sit down for a chat with the girls). Check out Katys page for details on their upcoming concert, and listen to this show to find out how Johnny Smoke smokes us all at reality TV trivia (especially John Gidlund, since he has not watched TV, since the days Current Affair followed the Simpsons). Go ahead and make the pyramid "Current Affair" noise. We all did... You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts March 15, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/022806.mp3 Katy shares some weird street names, like Farfrompoopen...There is a street sign in Tennesse with this phrase on it, but if you would like to see it on a church sign go to churchsigngenerator.com. Here is a sneak peak of the girls game of Would You Rather - Would you rather have abnormally large hands or abnormally large feet? We also play Katie Todd Band. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts February 23, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/022306.mp3 Having survived a gastrointestinal infection and aggressive Jamaicans, Katy has returned from vacation to discuss with Ann Marie how technology would be great if it were not ruined by stupid people, for example the self-check-out line at the grocery store. While Katy was gone Ann Marie ran in to a guy wearing only a g-string, and it was not in her bedroom. Tune in to find out where she met this mysterious man. The girls also play an exciting game of WWYF Oscar style and feature The Katie Todd Band. Check Katy's page for an upcoming concert! You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts February 23, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/020906.mp3 Do not book cruises through www.cruisesonly.com because Bob is very rude, Katys pet peeve this week being poor customer service. Ann Marie complains about her boyfriend complaining about being sick which somehow segue ways in to something just very wrong which you will have to listen to the show to find out. There is hope for Ann Marie if things do not work out with her sick boyfriend and she is ready for that life long leap. You can get e-mail proposals through www.shaadi.com. Again we feature the music of Rantings of Eva which you can hear more of at www.rantingsofeva.com. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts February 9, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/020706.mp3 Because we all love reality TV, Ann Marie and Katy have an in depth discussion about American Idol and Simon Cowell along with guest host Keith. It is hard to imagine a world without reality TV, but I can only imagine it being much more pleasant. Pretty soon the girls will be quitting their day jobs, as Katy received an e-mail from Charles Brown asking that she house 12 million of a former clients because he was poisoned. If she helps, she will get 20 percent, but they could not figure out how much that was. We also feature the music of Rantings of Eva which you can hear more of at rantingsofeva.com. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts February 7, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/020206.mp3 Katys Mom is a loyal listener. Ann Marie will probably change that with this show as well as Katys Moms love for the B52s. Its a One Hit Wonder WWYF, even though the B52s arent one hit wonders, they have like three or four. Also this show, can your relationship withstand the test of time or at least outlast an I-Pod? Maybe you could purchase a warranty for both your I-Pod and your relationship, since neither seems guaranteed for longer than two years but electronics should be!. We also feature Ryan Williams again on this show. ou can check out more of his music at ryanw.dmusic.com. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts February 2, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/013106.mp3 Prizes! Prizes! Prizes! Ann Marie is giving away her VHS tapes! Yes, we said giving away! Sorry, Ann Marie, I tried, but even if you make it sound exciting you still can’t even give away VHS tapes. We also discuss why Katy probably wont ever date a rapper. We feature Ryan Williams this show. You can check out more of his music at ryanw.dmusic.com. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts January 31, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/012606.mp3 Let me just start off with saying that we didn't mean for it to happen, and that it was an accident. That being said, if you find laughing about suicide offensive, you might want to skip this one. The rest of the show is less offensive as we talk about how annoying golf umbrellas are on city sidewalks and how you'll probably regret putting drug use and the teacup ride at Disney World together for the rest of your life. Oh, and we play Screaming at Me by Scott Le Rock which is not offensive at all. In fact it is very nice, and may very well put us on the road to redemption. Okay, probably not, but you can hear more of his music at scottlerock.dmusic.com You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts January 26, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/012406.mp3 Ann Marie and Katy is conducting a scientific study as to whether regular church attendance as a child leads to adult use of shoe polish. Please go THE FORUMS to participate in this study. We will report on the results in an upcoming show. In the meantime, find out how Chicago rates with other big cities and listen to Young and Keen Rab Remix by Scott Le Rock. You can find more of his music at scottlerock.dmusic.com. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts January 24, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/011906.mp3 Ann Marie Hates People Who Capilatize Each Word In A Sentence, but she has promised to get to the bottom of what motivates them to do this. Next time you go to Colombia, Katy learned that you may want to bring a condom, wait, not want to, but have to. Are you naked? If so, you are in luck! You can now buy T-shirts and sweatshirts on AnnMarieandKaty.com! We're also featuring the music of furiousBall. You can check out more of his music at www.furiousball.com. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts January 19, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/011706.mp3 Katy was sick this past week which gave her plenty of time to think about why being famous would suck, why her nose produces so much snot, and how it would be a good idea for the Chicago Transit Authority to give out PSP's with the purchase of a Chicago Card Plus. Ann Marie on the other hand had a much more exciting week filled with catpole dancing, crappy bread that probably gets re-used, and a Christmas gift she gave to someone who will probably regift. The girls feature Shaka this week. You can check out more of her music HERE.Learn More about SEX IN THE TITLE at First Street PlayhousE. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts January 17, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/011206.mp3 We play Texpert's Velvet Eyes this show. If you would like to learn more about them, check out their website at www.texpertmusic.com. As Katy found out on MSN, there is hope for all you single people out there. The article even locates in the US where the odds are best! Don't give up hope yet! If you are single, and would like to stay that way, she also found an article on turn downs, the worst turn downs, but they might be of some use. Also this show, find out what country isn't a fan of Homer Simpson (a travesty, I know!). You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts January 12, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/011006.mp3 The music of Texpert is featured this show. We will be playing their rockin tune Barfly. Check out their website at texpertmusic.com. In addition to playing some great tunes from a band from the Chicagoland area we also discuss such an important topics as the proper way to address a nun and Ann Maries love of Cold Stone Creamery Cakes even though she doesnt quite understand the concept of keeping frozen items in the freezer especially things like ice cream but we still love her You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts January 10, 2006 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/12.19.05-2.mp3 It is just a sweet transvestite show between Ann Maries make-up request and a transvestite edition of WWYF just in time for the holidays! They are giving Santa a run for his money! Katy shares her pet peeve of the season, holiday shopping, while Ann Marie strategizes on doing it in stealth mode. Independent Band Flatfoot 56 is back too! We played Knuckles Up the title track from their latest CD. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts December 21, 2005 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/12.19.05-1.mp3 We have added music to this weeks shows! Check out Independent Band Flatfoot 56 - This show we play Brotherhood from their latest CD Knuckles Up. Also this show, tune in to find out how Chicken Breast and Ann Maries Right Breast come together and other Christmas party stories. Katy has got a big piano gig Christmas Eve. She will be playing for children and find out about one kids request - I will give you a hint, it is not your traditional Christmas carol or nursery rhyme and it has to do with sex in the afternoon. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts December 21, 2005 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/12.12.05-2.mp3 WARNING! This show may very well ruin “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”. If this Christmas Carol is very near and dear to your heart, we do not recommend listening to this show. If it isn’t, well, go ahead then, but don’t say we didn’t warn you. We also discuss more bathroom etiquette and inquire about the etiquette rules in the guys bathroom. This show is just wrong in so many ways. You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts December 15, 2005 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/12.12.05-1.mp3 It was a strange week in retail for us between snobby customer service and friendly customer service that gets cussed at. Ann Marie shares some fun facts with us. I think we all learned something from the show…drinking and crocodiles don’t go together. Guys, just imagine waking up with one of those in your bed. And you thought Coyote Ugly was bad… You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts December 13, 2005 http://www.annmarieandkaty.com/shows/12.05.05.mp3 We’re back, and we’re better than EVER! Okay, maybe not better than ever, but we’re back, and soon will be the BEST ever! This show we discuss such riveting topics as what is the appropriate greeting for the season? We certainly don’t want to offend any particular group, but we also don’t want to not include any particular group. What is a girl to do? Happy Chriswanzanukah? We also bring back some old favorites like a friendly game of Would you rather and Unsolicited Advice for Men. This one is a very good one and applies to all social situations, not just picking up women in bars.You are listening to AnnMarieandKaty.com. Podcasts December 6, 2005